Title: Call Me Hans 7/?
Characters: Landa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: QT owns everything important. (in the fic, anyway)
Warnings: In this chapter: Recalled non-con & Oral Sex
Summary: "Just for the record, I SUCK at writing oral. Consider that a disclaimer."

( Alright, you've got to lose the fruit thing. I got to the bit about him drinking juice and couldn't stop laughing, for real. )